From:washu18@hotmail.com (washu18@hotmail.com) Subject:[GRIT][META]MORE OMAKE THEARTRE Newsgroups:rec.arts.anime.misc (This is the only article in this thread) Date:1999/03/15 ****Tenticle research***** Get it? Clinical? Tenticle? Ah you have no soul RL-David:Hmm in the spirit of keeping things strange and basically doing what I do best. Ryuji:You mean doing strange obscure posts just to get ideas out of your head? Fubuki: Or horribly OOC'ing several characters? Rl-David:SILENCE LEST YE INCUR MY WRATH! Fubuki & Ryuji: Yeah whateva. RL-David:*sweatdrop* Well anyhow considering how much time one of greatness such as myself has, I have taken the opportunity to delve into the most attrocious of all anime inhabitants. Fubuki:*extremely large sweatdrop* You, you don't mean...... Onibi: I believe he does. RL-David: Behold the horror of... Tenticles! --Fade out as Onibi and Fubuki Scream--- --Fade In-- Scene: The entire Grit contengent is sitting in a large college auditorium. RL-David is walking across the stage in a smock as we hear growling snarling and what sounds like a cow in the Background. RL-David:Now class, as we all know Tenticle monsters seem to roam freely in select albeit hentai esque fre roaming. But none the less our goal here today is to see what makes the feminine anime vessel so attractive to said monster. RL-David pulls down a projector. RL-David:Kiwi, would you be a dear and start the projector? Kiwi:ZZZZzzZZZZzzzZZZzz RL-D:*crossveins and chucks a koosh ball at Kiwi* Kiwi: Anou? RL-D:Mayhaps we should move along? RL-D:For our first lesson, we shall study the anatomy of a tenticle monster. Ryuji if you would bring in the specimen Ryuji comes dashing across the stage Ryuji: I'd like to right now D-sempai, really I would. But I think it doesn't wanna come out. RL-D RL-D:Well did you feed it? Ryuji:That's what I am trying to avoid doing! RL-D:*sigh* Well do what you can*grumbles as he continues his lecture> RL-D:Some scientist attribute the creation and release of the tenticle monter to an animator with too much time on his hands, or some rougue artist who has been celibate for far too long. As RL-D gives his lecture Ryuji is seen dangling above the stage wrapped in a tenticle. Ryuji:HELP!!! RL-D: You're doin fine kiddo. Ryuji: Feathers:Ryuji watch your language! Ryuji:*Sweatdrop* The tenticle flings Ryuji across stage. RL-D:Uh sorry about the delay folks, this should take but a minute RL-D & Ryuji walk back on with Lion tamer motif and begin cracking whips at said tenticle finally getting it under control. RL-D: Now that that is under control we will now delve into what makes a Tenticle so enthrawled with the fairer sex. RL-D:Fubuki? Onibi? Please step out. Fubuki: No way! Onibi: I refuse to be seen in this. RL-D:Do it or I'll let Ryo-Hentai become your author! Onibi and Fubuki both walk out grumbling and muttering something about a tuning fork and decapitation. RL-D:As you can see Onibi and Fubuki are both dressed rather casually, nothing eye-catching, just your usual non-anime duds. Onibi and Fubuki are both wearing standard loose fitting jeans, blouse etc. RL-D:Now judging by the tenticles reaction, this has something to do with their attire, right Ryuji? Tenticle:BURP! RL-D:Or not. Kiwi: Poor thing Damien:Yeah, bet that tenticle got a bad case of indigestion. *Everyone sweatdrops* RL-D:Moving right along.... Onibi comes out dressed in a school girl uniform as Fubuki comes ou in a nurses uniform, both designed for anime standards. Ie. SHORT! RL-D:Now in standard Anime attire *points to tenticle as it snakes across stage, panicing the two Women, both of which haul @$$.* RL-D:Now as we can see as long as you are dressed normal and non anime-like tenticle monsters will not bother you. Unless of course you're a magical girl or otherwise. At this point Amy stands up. Amy:YOU BAKA! We are a parody of an anime, wouldn't that make it even more of a danger? RL-D:You know I never considered that. Ah well score one for scientifical error. RL-D is running for his life, after being dressed in an evening gown, as he is chased by said monster. RL-D:I'm sorry call it off. MOMMY! Tegan: You know, I kinda feel sorry. Kiwi:Yeah, poor tenticle must be getting tired. Tegan: Five bucks says it catches him. Kiwi: You're on! From a flagpole Fubuki:Could someone get us down? Onibi:Please? -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own