From:Steven Scougall (s_scougall@hotmail.com)
      Subject:Re: [GRIT] Omake Theatre! 
      Newsgroups:rec.arts.anime.misc
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      Date:1999/02/28 

In article <7b15ve$oig$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
  kumonryuu@hotmail.com wrote:
> There are some scenes which, over the course of GRIT, are never posted
> because of various reasons. Some aren't posted because the conflict with
> established continuity, some aren't posted because they are too
> controversial and some aren't posted because they are simply too weird.
>
> But some of these scenes beg to see the light of day (or what passes for
> daylight when you are sitting in front of a computer 24 hours a day)!
>
> So in the nature of good fun (and as the result of watching too much
> Blue Seed) we present GRIT OMAKE THEATRE!
>
> Warning: The following scenes are SUPPOSED to be wierd, they are not part of
> continuity and should not be followed up on like normal threads.  But feel
> free to follow up with your own funny ideas. ;p

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#4 - Fire can be fun.  Really.  Just don't get your fingers burnt.

A large lecture hall.  Almost every single GRITter past and present are
seated, filling the hall to almost overflowing with humourous SD figures.  On
the board at the front is 'History of the world HUT599 - The Fire and its
place in history'.

Through the door come ALL the Fire related people that have ever been in GRIT,
including the dragon.  An SD dragon cuts a quite amusing figure.

Steve:  (Putting on Coke bottle glasses and entering SD boggle eyed professor
mode)  Now class, pay attention, for this is long and complicated.  The Fire
starts 2000 years ago and -

Time passes.

The board is now filled with arcane symbols, Steve is more boggle eyed than
usual, the clock shows the time is four hours later and several figures,
including the dragon, are asleep.

Steve:  ...and that's it.  Any questions?

Ryuji:  (Waving his hand in the air)

Steve:  Furry young thing in the back row, you have a question?

Ryuji:  Is all this actually important?

Steve:  Of course it is!  Life generates it!  It permeates everything!  It is
what holds the universe together!  A detailed understanding of this force is
vital to future generations!

Yohann:  Give me a good old blaster anyday.

Suddenly the doors burst open!  In charge people dressed in weird robes, and
the leader takes the podium and taps upon the mike, causing the sound system
to screech and rattle everybody to the very bones!  (Except for Su Yee of
course, who merely trembles.)

Weirdly dressed leader:  The Acolyte of Fire has finally been decided!	Now I
know what you're thinking.  Is it Steve?  Ann?	That dragon over there?  Any
of the Mysterious Figures?  Someone else?  Officer Barbrady?

Jacen:  (Leaping to his feet)  Finally!  I shall know who my related Acolyte
is!

Weirdly dressed leader:  ...I can't say now.  But come back tomorrow and find
out!

Jacen:  No!  NOOOO!

(GRIT Ending Theme cuts in)

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#5 - An Alternate Homecoming

Morning outside Ucchan's.  With all the sounds of a giant cybernetic
monstrosity landing, Blade touches down upon the sidewalk.  His passengers
disembark, steam envelops him, and when it dissipates it leaves him in normal
black clad human form.

Akemi:  (Bursting forth from Ucchan's and glomps onto him)  Blade-san!  I was
worried sick!

Pleasantries are exchanged and Akemi is persuaded to let go of Blade, thus
preventing him from a nasty suffocating death.

Ukyou:  So, Akemi, how's the restaurant?

Akemi:  It's great Ukyou-san!  ^_^

Ukyou:  (Opens the door and stops in her tracks)  O_O

Blade:  (Seeing the inside over Ukyou's shoulder)  Akemi, how many people did
you smite while we away?

Akemi:  Only the really bad people!

Blade:  And how many of them were there?

Akemi:	(Counts on her fingers, her face puckered up in cute concentration)
There was the guy who shortchanged me two yen.	There was the guy who
demanded his money back.  There were the girls who thought their Okonomiyaki
weren't cute enough.  There was... (trails off in silence and when she runs
out of fingers takes off her shoes and counts on her toes)  ...there were
thirty really bad people!  Not that many recently though, so that's good!

Ukyou:  (Hand over her face)  Oh lord...  Why did I leave the place in her
charge...


--
Steven Scougall
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/7196

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