From:kumonryuu@hotmail.com (kumonryuu@hotmail.com)
      Subject:[GRIT] Omake Theatre! 
      Newsgroups:rec.arts.anime.misc
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      Date:1999/02/24 



There are some scenes which, over the course of GRIT, are never posted
because of various reasons. Some aren't posted because the conflict with
established continuity, some aren't posted because they are too
controversial and some aren't posted because they are simply too weird.

But some of these scenes beg to see the light of day (or what passes for
daylight when you are sitting in front of a computer 24 hours a day)!

So in the nature of good fun (and as the result of watching too much
Blue Seed) we present GRIT OMAKE THEATRE!

Warning: The following scenes are SUPPOSED to be wierd, they are not part of
continuity and should not be followed up on like normal threads.  But feel
free to follow up with your own funny ideas. ;p

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#1: Happy Fun Ryuu Kumon!

(Scene: The Saotome household, Ryuu is in back torturing crats with a
hacksaw and pulling the wings off of flies. Miko comes out of the house.)

Miko: Ryuu! I have come to help you be a better person!

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: Go away.

Miko: I won't.

Ryuu: (throws up hands in exasperation) Fine! I'll do whatever you say
if you promise to leave me alone for a few days!

Miko: That's great! Come with me please.

(Later; an office filled with many books on pop psychology. Ryuu is
lying on a couch. Next to him sits a man holding a clipboard who looks
suspiciously like Sigmund Freud.)

Psychiatrist: So, Ryuu, tell me about your mother...

Ryuu: (eyetwitch)
(Switch to exterior view of the building in which the psychiatrist's
office is housed.)

<BOOM>

(Switch back inside where we see that the entire floor has been reduced
to a charred rubble heap and that Ryuu is standing over the fallen form
of the doctor. Through the wall we can see Miko, charred and burned,
sitting in the waiting room.)

Ryuu: You... you... (stops) Actually, I DO feel much better! (smiles)
Thank you Miko! (walks over and pats her, causing her to collapse into a
pile of dust) We have to do this more often!

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#2: The Limits of Power

(Jo and Mist are standing in a field discussing important things.)

Jo: ...so that's how my whole family was slaughtered by ravening vampire
mutant barbarian bunnies from Venus. (clenches fist) Closing my dark
circle forever.

Mist: (solemn nod) Indeed. All the knowlege I have gathered over
mellinia has not prepared me for this.

Jo: But at least I have my copies of Drakuun to tide me over. (holds up
a tankouban) Look! Almost three nude scenes per issue!

Mist: Yes, the great power of the manga comic cleanses all wounds.
(pulls out a copy of Doraemon number 1) But I find it is worth little
to me. They reprint it so many times...

Jo: Well, unless it's a first run copy.

Mist: (shocked) Heavensrun, I may be a well nigh unto all-powerful
demigod but there are some things even -I- can't get my hands on.

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#3: Alternate Magic Knights!
OR
Gaia Gets a Frontal Lobotomy!

********

AKEMI! Knight of Fire!

(Scene: Akemi stands in front of a man.)

Akemi: You hurt Gaia! SUPER DUPER ULTRA SMITE TECHNIQUE: SCORCHED EARTH!!!

(A pillar of fire erupts from the earth, burning all of Japan to a cinder
in seconds)

********

TAROU! Knight of Water!

(Scene: Tarou stands next to a cliff holding his magic sword.... which
he promptly tosses off the cliff)

Tarou: Right, as if.

********

BLADE! Knight of Wind!

(Scene: Blade stands on a mountain, looking dark and menacing.)

Blade: Hm... yet another sub-class to my ever-increasing abilities.  Cool.
(Later; Blade is sleeping, his Mashin crawls in the window)

Mashin: Blade! We have to save Gaia from a great menace!

Blade: (whacks Mashin with spatula) I am TRYING to sleep! Have you no human
decency?

Mashin: But...

Blade: You annoy me! KA KEN TATSUSHIN!

********

TAROU! Knight of Water! Again!

(Scene: Tarou is looking at his sword in annoyance)

Tarou: Fine, be that way. (Tarou walks over and drops it in a volcano)
Good riddance.

********

UKKYO!  Knight of Earth!

Mashin: You know, Ukkyo, there is this thing we try to discourage, regarding
abuse of your powers...

Ukkyo: It's not abuse!	I've removed a horrible evil from the face of the
planet! (Switch to scene of the core of the earth, where two familiar figures
are entombed.)

Amy: >_<  I'm gonna get this stupid spatula-bitch for this...

Vince: ;_;  Just because we had a mind-link, she had to put me down here
too!  And I wanted to congratulate Akemi-san...

********

TAROU! Knight of Water! One more time!

(Scene: Tarou stands on top of a mountain holding his sword in his
hands.)

Tarou: Fine, I can't hide you anywhere on the planet then... (Tarou
summons some water and changes into MechaTarou) How about this?
(Tarou loads the sword into a gun and shoots it into orbit around
Pluto.)

Tarou: Try and get it back to me NOW, Gaia! (smug look)
(Long shot of the planet as it slowly begins to leave orbit and float
towards Pluto)

Tarou:  -_- (put on parka)

********

RYUU! Knight of Void!

(Long shot of Tokyo as a ball of pure emptiness slowly erupts from the
center of the city and consumes the planet...)

********

TAROU! Knight of Water! Last time I promise!

(Scene: Tarou walks down street with sword in hand, "Take this job and
shove it" plays in the background...)


Until we find better things to do.  Jya ne...

                                                          Blade and Epsilon

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