Subject:      [GRIT][silly][er] Lambada GRIT remixed
From:         kaplane1@tiger.uofs.edu
Date:         1997/07/04
Message-Id:   <868031426.31974@dejanews.com>
Newsgroups:   rec.arts.anime.misc
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With humble apologies to Kuno, who'll probably want to massacre
(mass-ay-cree) me...

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            Title : Lamabada GRIT
                    (GRIT Season 3 (1997) Ending Theme song)
     Performed by : GRIT Family Club
Composer/Arranger : Kenji Kawai
          Remixer : Rapoasa Kappa
            Album : GRIT Romansu uta Karuta
                    (PCCG-01672, 55 tracks, 47:92)
                    [remixes on 12" white label, 3:02]
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Parenthetical notes are indicative of comments by the chorus ("GoCo":
Heavensrun Jo, Tendou Nabiki, Kuno Shiro, Scougall Ann & Kuonji Trina).

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<Remixer's note:  I added a slow breakbeat to the basic lambada beat,
ddn't wanna mess with it much, though I added a breakdown or two, added a
few more lyrics.. special thanks to all for rerecording, especially to
Epsilon, who let me make his laugh looped the hook..>

   Jo: Welcome to Zuni-chan's, (where GRITers go)
       Every idiot and their dog's been to (Jusenkyou)
Shiro: Everyone fell in love,
Blade: Then tried to kill each other!
Spice: As you might imagine, it's more than a little confusing!
       (Amykins no inazuke!)

(Jo)      Jo: My life is such a festering pit of misery and despair...
(Jei-san) Jei: I love you... my sweet guitar!
(Jasen)  Jacen: Are you prepared to die?
          Bob: Hey, I th-<WHAM!> (Baabu!)

<Beat dropped, for a second, showing a still of Bob getting expelled from
GRIT in display of Power Cosmic>
Hirohi:  Boy, that's gotta hurt!
</drop beat>

(Shiro)  Shiro: Boy, she's cute... who was she, again?
(Aurisu) Auris: SOLDIER!  Red ribbon!
(Kairon) Chyron: Come up and see me sometime, Panty-chan...
         Tarou: If you haven't noticed, I'm ignoring you. (Toomu Tarou!)

(Fokusu) Fox: Give mommy a kiss, Misty-chan!
(Misuto) Mist: I shall never show affection to the likes of thee, fell
               trixter spawn, lest my miss-Hey, I'm not done!
(U-chan) U-chan: Oh, yes, you are!
         Al-X: Growf! Ipe! (Aru!)

The Guide: Oh, sirs!  Is a very tragic story I tell to you now!  It
           all start 100 week ago, when many martial artists fall into
           cursed springs!  Many, MANY martial artists fall into cursed
           springs!  Many, many, martial artists fall in many, _many_,
           MANY time!  And I have to enter all into client register!
           Now I get carpal tunnel and got wear hand brace!  That MOST
           tragic story!

    Jo: Welcome to Zuni-chan's, (where GRITers go)
        Every idiot and their dog's been to (Jusenkyou)
 Shiro: Everyone fell in love,
 Blade: Then tried to kill each other!
Ranmei: And you don't even wanna know about all the clones!
        (Amykins no inazuke!)

(Tsurugi)         Tsu-kun: Why IS it always Zuni's?!?
(Torina)          Trina: You're so good at complaining, Tsurugi-sama!
(Za Guudo Biinsu) Vince: Hey, I'll show you a complaint...
                  Amy: Why, you PERVERT! (Emikinsu!)

(Epushiron) Epsi: V'WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Kagato)    Kagato: I will hold a tournament ten days... wait a minute...
(Akemi)     Akemi: You're a bad man!  SMITE!
            Arkaleb: That isss hardly amusssssing... (Aaki!)
<drop beat>
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Arkaleb:  AAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Akemi:  TAKE THAT!
</drop beat>

(Tsurugi)        Tsurugi: ......
(Dumambu)        Dmambu:  Boss! Boss! Wake up!
(Tsurugi)        Tsurugi:  I already had my line already! Fuck!
            Trina:  Oh, you didn't need to say!  ^_^ (Torina!)

(Suutibu)   Steve: I do not take my singing lightly.
(Annikinsu) Ann: ...hai, san-ban.
(Sukotto)   Scott: I wish I were up in that verse with Amy...
            Gaeld: Well, we don't all get what we want, do we? (Gaeldu!)

<breakdown>
Ranma:  Ya know, I don't see why I have to have these closing credits,
it's not like there are people writing this stuff, are they?  And these
crazy gaijin who mess up my life, and those jerks Ryuu and Panty..
<turntable scratching a sample of "What's that, fem-boy?">
Ranma:  Hey, look here, Tom, I can kick you<record stops>
</breakdown>

(Weerro)    Will:  Hey, I'm dead, what do you think I'm going to say?
(Su Yee)    Su Yee:  Hey, Su Yee know how that feel!
(Jasonto)   Jason2:  Eat hot lead, you monster!
            Tegan-C:  I'm just a cat-person, STOP IT! (Teegan-neko!)

(Paradukko) Paladuk:  Squeaky toy!  Squeaky toy!
(Reesa)     Lisa:  Help!  Get away from me!
(Misuto)    Mist:  Cease your harassment of that innocent, you lumbering
            behemoth!  Stop and suffer the wrath of Hea.. Let me FINISH
            this time!
            SFX: (looped) Time-ime-ime-ime-ime-ime (Kappa!)

Shiro: I've been... wanting to say this for a long time... but... I love
       you... my darling *mumble* *mumble*

    Jo: Welcome to Zuni-chan's, (where GRITers go)
        Every idiot and their dog's been to (Jusenkyou)
 Shiro: Everyone fell in love,
 Blade: Then tried to kill each other!
Chyron: Thank the Goddess this retarded song is almost over!
        (Amykins no inazuke...)

    Jo: I _really_ hate that woman...
        (Amykins no inazuke...)

Nabiki: I get the _last_ line?  I'll sue...
        (Amykins no inazuke!)

        *GONG*

Comments?  Death threats?  Sorry, it just bears doing :)