From: "Kiwi Li" <kiwichan@geocities.com>
Subject: Re: [GRIT][META] The Cute Guy Test
Date: Monday, 24 September 2001 4:27 AM

Well, might as well post... ugh... tired...

Kiwi: 10
Yuri: 10
Ryoko: 10
Mio: 10
Nanami: 10

Running Five Females in the Cute Guy Test...

Yuri:  ...

Ryoko:  Yuri should be the only to be run through this... she's the only
GUY.  ^-^

Yuri:  <Punches Ryoko>

Ryoko:  Owie.. ;_; *sniffle*

Mio:  Poor Ryoko...

Nanami:  Don't worry... she'll bounce back... she always does...

** APPEARANCE **

Guy has small, skinny, undersized physique, +5

Kiwi: 15
Yuri: 15
Ryoko: 15
Mio: 15
Nanami: 15

Guy has long hair past shoulders, +3
 ...and takes really good care of it, further +2
 ...and wears it in a ponytail/braid, +1
 ...and it's also past his waist, +2

Kiwi: 21
Yuri: 23
Ryoko: 21
Mio: 15
Nanami: 20

Ryoko:  *sniffle*  ;_;  Just because my hair doesn't grow fast enough... I
bet Yuri uses her hair to wipe her but-

*WHAM*

Ryoko:  Owie... ;_;

Kiwi:  Yuri... you shouldn't hit Ryoko all the time... ^^

Yuri:  But she starts it!

Mio:  You shouldn't resort to vio-

Yuri:  <Looks at Mio>

Mio:  Umm.. forget I said anything... ^^;;;

Guy has long fingers, +2

Kiwi: 23
Yuri: 25
Ryoko: 23
Mio: 17
Nanami: 20

Nanami:  Grrr... why is it good to have long fingers?!  >.<

Guy is pretty enough to be mistaken for a girl, +4

Kiwi: 27
Yuri: 29
Ryoko: 27
Mio: 21
Nanami: 24

Guy is under 20, +3

Kiwi: 30
Yuri: 32
Ryoko: 30
Mio: 24
Nanami: 24

Nanami:  And what's wrong with being 21?  >.<+

Kiwi:  At least you're not being taken off for being a mom, mom....

Nanami:  But that's because I adopted you... ^^  But that another story...

Guy's eye height is roughly level with...
 ...the average girl's face, +2
 ...the average girl's bust, -2
 ...the average girl's knees, -2
 ...the air above average girl's head, -3

Kiwi: 32
Yuri: 34
Ryoko: 32
Mio: 26
Nanami: 26

Guy undergoes physical transformation, +2
 ...which is even cuter than he is, +2
 ...which is completely unattractive, -5
 ...and can't control it, -2

Kiwi: 32
Yuri: 34
Ryoko: 32
Mio: 28
Nanami: 26

Mio:  Don't ask.  And I'm going to be indifferent about how cute it is...

Total Stats:

Kiwi: 32
Yuri: 34
Ryoko: 32
Mio: 28
Nanami: 26

** INTELLIGENCE **

Guy is dumber than a sack of hammers, -8
 ...but is still sweet, regain +4
 ...but still thinks he's a catch, further -4
 ...but not for lack of trying, regain +2

Ryoko:  Wai!  ^-^

Yuri:  ...ha ha... you just lost some points...

Ryoko:  Unwai... ;_;

Guy is sharp and quick-thinking, but has no book-smarts, +2

Ryoko:  Wai!  ^-^

Yuri:  It means all the time, not when you're stealing and hogging all the
ice cream from me...

Ryoko:  But I always do!  ^-^v  You never took the ice cream away from meee!
^-^  You're a Fred Flinstone, and I'm a Barney Rubble who steals your cute
cute wai wai cereal!  ^-^

Yuri: ....

Guy is well-read and informed, but has no common sense, +2
Guy is moderately intelligent and knowledgeable, +4
Guy is very intelligent and knowledgeable, +4
 ...but is modest about it, +4
 ...but lets it go to his head, -6
Guy is artistic and/or creative, +4
Guy is a profound deep thinker/philosopher type, +4

Kiwi: 40
Yuri: 42
Ryoko: 42
Mio: 36
Nanami: 38

Mio:  ;_;

** ATTIRE AND FASHION **

Guy dresses fashionably/tastefully, +6
Guy dresses in a way that's practical but boring, +2
Guy wears a uniform, +6

Kiwi:  Too bad it wasn't for every uniform...

Ryoko:  I have every uniform imaginable!  Wai!  ^-^  It's for cute
disguises!  ^-^

 ...but it involves bright yellow spandex or the like, -10
Guy dresses like a street bum, -2
Guy dresses as a girl, +4
 ...but doesn't have the looks to compliment, -8
Guy wears boxers, not briefs, +2

Yuri:  Someone wears boxers here... <looks at Ryoko>

Ryoko:  I... I do not!  ;_;

Yuri:  <grabs Ryoko's pants and pulls them down, revealing piyo piyo boxers>
....you have some in your drawer!  I saw you taking them out of the washing
machine!

Ryoko:  *sniffle*  But they're so comfortable... ;_;

Guy wears glasses, +2

Ryoko:  Wai!  ^-^  It doesn't say that it has to have lenses in them!  ^-^

 ...but they hide his eyes, -4

Kiwi: 56
Yuri: 58
Ryoko: 60
Mio: 52
Nanami: 56

Mio:  I'm... I'm still last... ;_;

** PERSONALITY **

Guy is not afraid to cry in front of others, +10

Yuri:  Ryoko always cries in front of people all the time...

Ryoko:  *sniffle*  I do not!  ;_;

Guy is easy-going and agreeable, +6

Ryoko:  Wai!  ^-^

Nanami:  If the people you're trying to defeat ask you to help them,
you -don't- help them!  >.<

Guy is sweet and emotional, +6
Guy is calm, cool and collected, +4
Guy is mopey and depressive, -3
 ...but he looks dead sexy while brooding, +6
Guy is a real bitch, -4
Guy is obsessed with fighting another guy, -4
 ...but it's for love, +3
  ...but that love CLEARLY isn't reciprocated, -5
Guy is cold and heartless, -4
 ...but only because he's been hurt so much, +6 for inspiring maternal
instinct.

Ryoko:  Yup, yup!  That's Yuri!  ^-^  -4!  Wai!  ^-^

Mio:  You forgot the +6

Ryoko:  Unwai... ;_;

Guy is obsessed with proving his masculinity, -6
Guy is arrogant or pompous, -6
Guy is a chauvinistic jerk, -20
Guy has STYLE (TM), +8
Guy is evil, -6

Nanami:  I'm not evil!  >.<

Kiwi:  But you work for a evil corporation...

Yuri:  And you hurt people, experiment on them...

Nanami:  H-hey... I was only um... helping!  ^^;;;

Mio:  And your father's evil, so you inherited his evilness...

RL-Kiwi:  No plot revealing yet!  ^^  I haven't thought about that plot
yet...

 ...but it gives him even MORE syle, +4
Guy keeps his promises, +5
     ... and threats, -2
     ... even when they no longer matter, -3
Guy is kind and polite, +4
 ...even to people he doesn't like, further +2
 ...to the point of stupidity, -4
Guy refuses to fight girls, -8
 ...but only because he knows most girls are stronger than him, regain +4
Guy has a submissive or subservient nature, +4 uke bonus.
Guy dislikes fighting/killing, +4
 ...but will still stand up for himself, loved ones, or his beliefs, further
+4

Kiwi: 79
Yuri: 67
Ryoko: 91
Mio: 78
Nanami: 81

Ryoko:  Yuri~i~chaaaannn... is last!  ^-^  Cute kawaii girls rule!  Ugly
butt Yurichan drools!  ^-^v

*WHAM*

Ryoko:  x-x  Owie...

Mio:  Yuri... you really shouldn't hit Ryoko... you might hurt her...

Yuri:   That's the point...

** RESPONDS TO DANGER **

By facing it honourably, +4
By facing it using every dirty trick in the book, -2
 ...but still looks cool, +4
By protecting loved ones, +4
 ...even when they don't need it, -4
 ...and people he doesn't necesarily like, +4
  ...but only because it's part of his job, -2
By running away or hiding, +2
By making jokes, +2
 ...BAD jokes, -4
By making long-winded speeches, -4

Kiwi:  I only did once... ^^

Nanami:  That was in the The One to Carry On III?

Kiwi:  Yah... ^^

Kiwi: 87
Yuri: 75
Ryoko: 101
Mio: 86
Nanami: 85

** ROMANCE **

Guy is in love, +4
 ...with someone who doesn't love him, -6
  ...but at least he realises they don't, +4
 ...but pretends he isn't, -7
  ...because she's an ice-cold bitch, regain +4
Guy is in mindless hormonal lust, -6
Guy refuses to let his hormones think for him, +4
 ...but thinks too much, -2
Guy has a harem, -10 for thinking he can get away with it.
 ...but he CAN, regain +4
Guy isn't afraid to show affection in public/in front of other guys, +4
Guy writes poetry for a love interest, +4
 ...but it's really corny, -3
Guy is chivalrous, +2
 ...to the point of never even letting her open a door, -6
Guy is at the apex of a love triangle, +6
 ...but only because he can't make up his mind, Tenchi, -8
Guy is gay, +5
Guy is bisexual, +5
Guy doesn't discriminate between straight, gay and bi, +6
Guy blushes and gets embarassed around his love interest(s), +4 kawaii
bonus.
 ...but it's just an act, -4
Guy is a panty thief, -10 Happosai penalty.
Guy is rejected by his love interest and...
 ...hides his pain, because that's the manly thing to do, -4
 ...talks it over with them or a friend, +4
 ...is saddened, but gets over it, +4
 ...pretends he never liked them anyway, -3
 ...keeps trying to force himself upon them, -8
  ...because he still doesn't realise they don't want him, further -4
Guy rejects somebody romantically interested in him by...
 ...dismissing it as a childish crush, -4
  ...but it IS, regain +2
 ...being his usual sweet self and incurring a beautifully bittersweet
sob-scene, +6
 ...by apologising and sympathising, +3
 ...making feeble excuses or avoiding them, -4
 ...laughing at them, -10

Guy sees love as a contest, -4
Guy sees love as a chance to get laid and brag, -10

Kiwi: 102
Yuri: 86
Ryoko: 101
Mio: 86
Nanami: 85

Ryoko:  Unfair... ;_;

Mio:  Very Unfair... ;_;

Nanami:  >.<  Grrr...

** OTHER STUFF **

Guy is gainfully employed, +6

Kiwi:  I'm still trying to find a job... ;_;

 ...in a way that involves a uniform, +2
 ...in a way that involves leather, whips and chains, +6
Guy can play a musical instrument/sing, +4
Guy writes his own songs, +4
 ...but they're awful, -4
 ...for other people, +2
 ...in tribute to himself, -6
Guy has martial arts, mecha piloting or other fighting skills, +4
 ...but they are the focal point of his life, -5
Guy has magical/psionic powers, +4
 ...and looks really cool while casting, further +3
Guy carries a sword, +2
 ...and uses it well, +4
 ...but can't use it, -4
 ...and it's ridiculously large, -3

Ryoko:  I have an axe!  ^-^

Yuri:  I still get points from it...

Ryoko:  I think ridiculously large should be a -86... ^-^

Nanami:  Now, now... stop teasing Yuri even though she's poopie for hurting
me once...

Ryoko:  Yuri's very poopie.  ^-^

Yuri:  ....

<Nanami and Ryoko runs.  Yuri runs after them.>

Guy is a smoker, -6
Guy is a drunk, -4
Guy has an angsty backstory, +4
 ...that has major yaoi potential, further +6
Guy cares about foreplay, +4
Guy watches pro-wrestling, -10
Guy watches soap operas, -4
Guy would suit Vegeta's dubbed voice, -6
Guy would suit Aburatsubo/Hotohori's original voice, +6
Guy has ever scored with an older woman, +4
 ...but didn't know it at the time, -4
 ...but only because of her secret insecurities, -4
 ...purely for the sake of scoring with an older woman, -6
 ...and she was his schoolteacher, +6
Guy can cook, +4
 ...and wears an apron, +3
Guy has a cute pet, +4
 ...and openly shows affection for it, +2

Ryoko:  Yay!  ^-^  Lots of points!  ^-^v

Nanami:  Does Yuri, Kiwi, and Ryoko count as pets for me?

Yuri:  ....

Kiwi:  Mother!  >.<

Ryoko:  ^-^  Wai!  ^-^

Guy IS a cute pet, +6

Ryoko:  So if I'm Nanami's pet, am I a cute pet?  ^-^

Kiwi:  Mother!  Don't put wierd things in her head!  >.<  She was mentally
fine until Staulfaust Corp got a hold of her...

Yuri:  Are you sure?

Kiwi:  -_-;;;  Ryoko is not a pet...

Guy is an angel, elf, vampire or other supernatural being, +4
Guy is ageless or appears unaging, +6
Guy is royalty or nobility, +2
 ...and wishes he weren't, +4
Guy is a GIRL, -10

Kiwi: ^^;;

Yuri:  .....

Ryoko:  ^-^

Mio:  ^^

Nanami:  >.<

 ...but is really attractive either way, +5

Kiwi: 126
Yuri: 119
Ryoko: 135
Mio: 115
Nanami: 101

Nanami:  >.<  I think this is bias...

Ryoko:  Wai!  ^-^

Mio:  At least I'm not last... ^^

Nanami:  >.<  Oh be quiet...

Kiwi:  ^^;;



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Kiwi