"Steven Scougall" wrote in message news:Ghsk7.7509$bY5.44040@news-server.bigpond.net.au... > As said in my homepage update notice, Fox has come up with the Cute Guy > Test. So here you go. Everything after this first introductory paragraph > is hers: > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > THE CUTE GUY TEST ver. 1.0 > ---------------------------------------------------------- (snip) And now, for a little bit of fun, we have Ann's run through the test! Ann: But I'm not a guy. RL-Steve: Just take it, okay? Ann: But I'm not a guy. I'll do badly. GRIT-Steve: ^_- Hey, sis, with the way the results are going, you'll probably score way higher than me. Ann: ;p If only to show you up, I'll do it. Ann - 10 > ** APPEARANCE ** > > Guy has tall, slender, bishounen physique, +10 > Guy has realistic physique, +3 Ann: I should qualify for the 'bishounen' one. RL-Steve: You're not tall enough. Ann: None of us are. RL-Steve: You're still getting just the 'realistic' one. > Guy has elven ears, +6 Ann: I used to. Back... back when I was- Steve: Hey, don't think about *that*. I think these are six points you don't need. > Guy has long hair past shoulders, +3 > ...and takes really good care of it, further +2 Ann: *sigh* I'd really like things to start back up and for us to actually *land* in Nerima so I can start growing my hair long. > Guy has long fingers, +2 > Guy is pretty enough to be mistaken for a girl, +4 Ann: ^_^ Yay for me! > Guy's eye height is roughly level with... > ...the average girl's face, +2 Ann: Once again, I easily score. ^_^ > Guy undergoes physical transformation, +2 > ...which is even cuter than he is, +2 > ...and can't control it, -2 RL-Steve: That puts you up to 28. Ann: Yay! Go me! Ann - 28 > ** INTELLIGENCE ** > > Guy is very intelligent and knowledgeable, +4 > ...but is modest about it, +4 > Guy is artistic and/or creative, +4 Ann: Fairly standard, this. RL-Steve: At least you haven't done anything as silly as Steve has. GRIT-Steve: Hey! RL-Steve: Plugging a volcano with a giant hammer. Whenever you want to complain about your lack of sense, just remember *that*. GRIT-Steve: -_- Ann - 40 > ** ATTIRE AND FASHION ** > > Guy dresses fashionably/tastefully, +6 > Guy dresses as a girl, +4 Ann: Another easy ten points! GRIT-Steve: -_- You're going to end up a cuter guy than I am. Ann - 50 > ** PERSONALITY ** > > Guy is not afraid to cry in front of others, +10 > Guy is easy-going and agreeable, +6 > Guy is sweet and emotional, +6 > Guy keeps his promises, +5 > ... and threats, -2 > ... even when they no longer matter, -3 > Guy is kind and polite, +4 > ...even to people he doesn't like, further +2 > ...to the point of stupidity, -4 Ann: Wow! That's a lot of points. Steve: 24, to be exact. And you aren't going to get the 'has died and come back' penalty. ;_; > Guy has a submissive or subservient nature, +4 uke bonus. Ann: Uhh? No way do I get that +4. RL-Steve: I just laughed so much at the question, I had to leave it in. ^_^ Ann: -_- > Guy dislikes fighting/killing, +4 > ...but will still stand up for himself, loved ones, or his beliefs, further > +4 RL-Steve: Total of 32 on this section, taking you up to 82. Ann - 82 GRIT-Steve: It's not faiiiiir. ;_; > ** RESPONDS TO DANGER ** > > By facing it honourably, +4 > By protecting loved ones, +4 > ...even when they don't need it, -4 > ...and people he doesn't necesarily like, +4 RL-Steve: I *almost* considered giving you the long winded speeches penalty, but couldn't think of a time you'd speechified like Kuno. Thankfully, you missed that one. Ann: Yay! ^_^ Ann - 90 RL-chibi-Steve: I think we can all guess GRIT-Steve's reaction by now! (evil grin) > ** ROMANCE ** > > Guy is in love, +4 > Guy refuses to let his hormones think for him, +4 > ...but thinks too much, -2 > Guy isn't afraid to show affection in public/in front of other guys, +4 > Guy is gay, +5 > Guy is rejected by his love interest and... > ...talks it over with them or a friend, +4 > ...is saddened, but gets over it, +4 Ann: Artemis... *_* (pines) RL-Steve: Enough of that. Ann: (Wistful) I really want things to start back up again, and I can look for Artemis... Ann - 113 > ** GUY DIES ** Ann: Heh. This section doesn't count for me. Jei: Actually, I believe it does. Way back, the second time there was a Chou Ryuuen Bakuhatsu... Ann: Oh. 6_6 (Tiny voice) That. RL-Steve: Well, she didn't actually die. But, as you can see... > For love, +8 > But gets better, -10 RL-Steve: ...it only works out to be -2 anyway. We'll do a with and without at the end of the test. Ann - 113 / 111 > ** OTHER STUFF ** > > Guy is gainfully employed, +6 > Guy can play a musical instrument/sing, +4 > Guy has martial arts, mecha piloting or other fighting skills, +4 > Guy has magical/psionic powers, +4 > Guy cares about foreplay, +4 Ann: Er... #^_^# RL-Steve: ^_- You gettin' that one, girl. Steve: (Mind fritzing) Ann: (pokepokes Steve) He's out of it again. He really needs to loosen up. > Guy watches soap operas, -4 Ann: But I don't. RL-Steve: Shoujo anime counts. MB is quite definitely Soap Opera-ish enough. Ann: *sigh* Fine. > Guy has ever scored with an older woman, +4 Ann: Actually, was Shiro older than I am? RL-Steve: ...I honestly can't remember. (Ann looks at Steve, who is banging his head against the wall, muttering "it's not fair!" over and over.) Ann: I think we can leave this one out. > Guy can cook, +4 > Guy IS a cute pet, +6 > Guy is royalty or nobility, +2 > ...and wishes he weren't, +4 Ann: Does being an honorary Joketsuzoku, as Cologne's adopted daughter, count as royalty and/or nobility? RL-Steve: Again, I have no idea. (They both look at Steve, who is still banging his head against the wall.) Ann: Let's leave this one out, okay? RL-Steve: Yeah, let's. We don't want him to suffer brain damage. > Guy is a GIRL, -10 > ...but is really attractive either way, +5 Ann: Heh. I only lost 5 points here. Steve: ;_; Final score ----------- RL-Steve: Hang on, let me just sort through the ones left in for comic value... Subtract the 6... Makes for 27 in this section, putting you up to... Ann - 130, or 128 with the death one factored in Ann: 130?!? WAI! ^_^ Steve: I think you can all guess what I'm about to say here. RL-Steve: "It's not fair"? Steve: ;_; Yeap.