Steve:  But I'm not a girl.
Ann:  If I could take the Cute Guy Test, then you can take the Cute Girl test.
Steve:  It's going to be low, I just know it...


Current score - 10

** APPEARANCE **

Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3

Current score - 10

Steve:  And I'm back to where I started.  I prefer how I went on the Cute Guy Test.


** INTELLIGENCE **

Girl is intelligent and creative, +6

Current score - 16

** ATTIRE AND FASHION **

Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
Girl cross-dresses, -4

Current score - 16

** PERSONALITY **

Girl is kind to animals, +2
Girl is kind to people, +4
     ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
Girl is loyal, +3
Girl is polite, +1
Girl is happy and upbeat +4
Girl fulfills her promises, +5

Current score - 39

Ann:  Pretty big rise in points there.
Steve:  Yay!  Go me!
Ann:  You'll drop a lot once you get to the 'Girl Dies' section.
Steve:  Don't remind me.


** RESPONDS TO DANGER **

by protecting loved ones, +4
     ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6

Current score: 49

** ROMANTIC SITUATION **

Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
character.

Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
     ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3

Current score: 52

** GIRL DIES **

Fighting Evil +5
For no damn reason, -5
But she gets better, -10.

Current score: 42

Steve:  *sigh*


** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **

Girl has martial arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2
Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4
Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
powers, -6
     ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2

Steve:  Hey!  I don't always call out the names.
RL-Steve:  For the big moves, you do.  I say it counts.
Steve:  *grumblegrumblemutterstupidRL*

Girl is gainfully employed, +8

Girl is a MAN, -10.

Girl can cook, +4

Girl speaks English +2


Final score: 48

Steve:  Could have been worse, I guess.