> THE CUTE GIRL TEST 2.0.
>

I was wondering how Feathers would come out on this.




>
> Yes, finally an objective way of determining which cute girl
> is the best cute girl.  A positive score indicates a cute girl,
> and the girl with the highest score is the cutest!  Unless your
> girl didn't win, in which case the test is worthless and biased.
> But it is _definitively_ biased.  Now with new categories, bonuses,
> and penalties, some suggested by R.a.a.m. members, some... not.
>
> Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
> categories, adding and subtracting points.  Skip questions marked with
> ellipses unless previous condition was true.
>
> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3
> Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2
>

Feathers:  11

Feathers:  I should be grateful for that little incident where Ryuji ate
those mushrooms....

GRIT Collective:  o_O?

Feathers:  One of those things that no one remembers.


>
> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6
>

Feathers:  17

>
> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4
>

Feathers: 21

>
> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2
> Girl is kind to people, +4
>      ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4
> Girl is loyal, +3
>     ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7
> Girl is polite, +1
>     ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3
> Girl fulfills her promises, +5
> Girl is manipulative, -4
>

Feathers: 26

Feathers:  Since when is guilt manipulative?


>
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
>

Feathers:  30

>
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
> 
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4
>      ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
> Girl is widely admired, +5
>

Feathers:  29

Feathers:  Can I help it if I still miss my poor, dear, departed husband?

>
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
>

Feathers:  29

Feathers:  Thank heavens I'm not dead.

Death:  YET.

Feathers:  Hush up.

>
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8
> Girl can cook, +4
> Girl speaks English +2

Feathers:  43

Feathers:  Not bad.  I didn't think I'd score so well.

Hellina: HOW THE <BLEEP> DOES A SIXTY YEAR OLD GRANDMA GET A HIGHER SCORE 'N
ME!

TL-RL:  Some people find grandmothers cute.