> Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following > categories, adding and subtracting points. Skip questions marked with > ellipses unless previous condition was true. > > ** APPEARANCE ** > > Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points. > Girl is shaped like a real person, +3 > Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1 > Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10 > Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc. -5 per *class* of part. > ... If parts are sexual in nature, additional -5 (H. penalty). > Girl is not actually shaped like anything, but is actually a projection, > hologram, or other illusion, -5. > Girl has an eye height greater than head height/2, -5 > Girl has an eye height less than head height/8, -3 > Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2 > Girl is clearly pushing sixty, -6 > Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14 > Girl is under 18, -2 > Girl is under 16, -4 > Girl is prepubescent, -8 > Girl is fetus, -10. > Girl changes shape, +2 > ... involuntarily, -4 > Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3 Megumi: 23 Emi: 21 Neena: 23 Megumi: (blushing) Hourglass shape...? #^^# Emi: ...I dont really understand the point of this... Neena: Yay! I think this is a good thing, right? ^^; > > > ** INTELLIGENCE ** > > Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10 > Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work > the first time, -5 > Girl is intelligent and creative, +6 > Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates > it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer > skills, -4 > ... and she wears glasses, additional -1 > ... and she doesn't date, additional -4 > Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2 > Megumi: 25 Emi: 23 Neena: 25 Megumi: Well... Neena: What? That`s not fair! We had to learn all that "technobabble" from the Federation military school! Emi: Anou...why are you complaining...you are still ahead of me... --; Neena: Eh heheh... ^^; > > ** ATTIRE AND FASHION ** > > Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8 > Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4 > Attire is alluring but trashy, +2 > Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2 > GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2 > Attire is silly, -2 > Attire is ugly, -4 > Girl cross-dresses, -4 > ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2 > Megumi: 29 Emi: 27 Neena: 33 Megumi: Sugoi Neena-chan, you are ahead of me now. ^-^ Neena: Umm...why do they find my military uniform alluring? (notices how short her skirt is) Umm.... #^^#;;;; > > ** PERSONALITY ** > > Girl is kind to animals, +2 > Girl is kind to people, +4 > ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4 > Girl is kind to machines, -1 > > Girl is loyal, +3 > ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7 > Girl is polite, +1 > ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3 > Girl is happy and upbeat +4 > ... even in the face of calamity, -5 > Girl fulfills her promises, +5 > ... and threats, reduce -2 > ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3 > Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4 > ... but she's right, +7 > Girl ever asks "What is the meaning of love" or any > variation thereof, -10 > ... and she follows it up with "What is kiss", additional -5 > Girl strips naked in public -5 > ... and then complains that everyone is staring at her, additional -5 > Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6 > ... but only because some yoyo keeps questioning it, regain +5 > > Girl is surly and truculent, -1 > Girl argues with people, -1 > Girl argues with animals, -4 > ... but they argue back, +2 > Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3 > Girl is chronically jealous, -4 > Girl is manipulative, -4 > Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7 > Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3 > Girl is detached from reality, -2 > Girl is utterly bonkers, -7 > Girl is heartless and cold, -8 > Girl is Evil(tm),-10 > ... but she's got style, regain +5. > > Girl has no personality whatsoever, -10 Megumi: 39 Emi: 30 Neena: 46 Emi: I dont like this...they just dock me because I am care for my nii-san... ;_; Megumi: Wow, I didn`t know you liked machines, Neena-chan. ^-^ Neena: (shrugs) It comes with being in the military. (long pause) You people better not be getting any weird ideas from this. >_< > > > ** RESPONDS TO DANGER ** > > by laughing, +2 > ... insanely, -7 > by protecting loved ones, +4 > ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6 > ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2 > by using stock footage, -10 > by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7 > by skedaddling, +2 > by being Tearfully Brave, +1 > by making impassioned speeches, -4 > by serving tea, +1 for style. > > If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy. Megumi: 43 Emi: 36 Neena: 48 > > > ** ROMANTIC SITUATION ** > > Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the > character. > > Girl has steady SO, +4 > Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6 > ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3 > Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2 > ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side. > Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4 > ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2 > ...because he's gay, additional -4 > Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10 > Girl is widely admired, +5 > ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7. > Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7 > ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5 Megumi: 43 Emi: 36 Neena: 48 Megumi: But Seii-kun has been dead for less than 2 years...why do I still get docked? ;_; Emi & Neena: ...thats very OCC... ^^; ^^;; > > > ** GIRL DIES ** > > Fighting Evil +5 > Fighting Good +1 > Of Ali McGraw disease, -6 > For love +5 > ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10 > For no damn reason, -5 > And it solves a love triangle, -4 > But she gets better, -10. > Megumi: 43 Emi: 36 Neena: 48 > > ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS ** > > Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2 > Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4 > Girl has cybernetic implants, +2 > Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or > powers, -6 > ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2 > > Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2 > ... and actually in charge of something important, additional +2 > ... but has nothing better to do than minister to some dork, -4. > Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3 > Girl is a vampire or demon, -9 > > Girl is gainfully employed, +8 > ...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5 > ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2 > > Girl is a Rescue Doll, -5 > Girl is a MAN, -10. > > Girl can sing, +4 > ... and insists on doing so every ten minutes, -2. > ... and can stop a horribly beweaponed space battle fleet > with one giddy pop song, -7. > > Girl has cute little pet, +6 > Girl IS cute little pet, +1 > Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3 > Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2 > Girl takes orders from pet, -10 > Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a > spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2 > ... and she thinks it's just a pet, additional -2. > > Girl can cook, +4 > Girl can't cook, but does so anyway, -4 > Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3 > Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4 > > Girl's Japanese is poor, -2 > ... and she ISN'T a foreigner, additional -5 > > Girl speaks English +2 > ... badly, -1 > ... and English is her native tongue, further -5 > > Girl sounds like she's been sucking helium, -3 > > And, finally, > > Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on > her behalf, > -2 per clown. > Megumi: 53 Emi: 40 Neena: 70 Emi: Fine, go make fun of me because I have to yell out my special attacks... --;; Neena: (holds up Ikaria, the robot squid) Thanks Ikaria-kun! You gave me extra points! ^-^ Ikaria: Wai! Wai! Wai! Extra points! ^-^ Megumi: Eh heh... ^^;