CHYRON Give your girl ten points to start with, 10 ** APPEARANCE ** Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10 Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2 Girl changes shape, +2 ... involuntarily, -4 ** INTELLIGENCE ** Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer skills, -4 ... and she wears glasses, additional -1 ... and she doesn't date, additional -4 ** ATTIRE AND FASHION ** Attire is ugly, -4 ** PERSONALITY ** Girl is kind to animals, +2 Girl is kind to people, +4 Girl is kind to machines, -1 Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6 Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7 ** RESPONDS TO DANGER ** by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7 ** ROMANTIC SITUATION ** Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2 ** GIRL DIES ** For no damn reason, -5 And it solves a love triangle, -4 But she gets better, -10. ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS ** Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4 Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or powers, -6 ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2 Girl is gainfully employed, +8 Girl can cook, +4 Girl's Japanese is poor, -2 Girl speaks English +2 ... badly, -1 (Well, if this were anime, she would... -_-;;) Total: -42 (down from 24 in 1997)