> Give your girl ten points to start with, then go through the following
> categories, adding and subtracting points.  Skip questions marked with
> ellipses unless previous condition was true.

Hmm...

Akemi: 10
Ukyou: 10
Lo Shin: 10
Tina: 10
Incense: 10
Kiima: 10
Konatsu: 10 (^_^)
Thyme: 10
Suuuuppaaa Pink: 10
Link: 10
Tonya: 10 (but since I don't want to reveal any spoilers about the Amnesiac
Wonder, I'll just give her eventual total)

Hmm, I -think- that's all of them...

> ** APPEARANCE **
>
> Girl is shaped like a long-legged hourglass, +10 points.

Akemi: 20
Ukyou: 20
Tina: 20
Kiima: 20
Konatsu: 20 (!?)
Pink: 20
Link: 20

Incense: Grrr...you just WAIT!  I -will- be!

> Girl is shaped like a real person, +3

Thyme: 13
Lo Shin: 13

> Girl is shaped like a pencil, -1
> Girl is shaped like a fireplug, radish, prune, or beachball, -10

Incense: 0

Incense: I'm FOUR YEARS OLD!  That's not fair!  <stomps foot>

> Girl has extra eyes, arms, ears, etc.  -5 per *class* of part.
>      ... If parts are sexual in nature, additional -5 (H. penalty).
> Girl is not actually shaped like anything, but is actually a projection,
>      hologram, or other illusion, -5.
> Girl has an eye height greater than head height/2, -5
> Girl has an eye height less than head height/8, -3
> Girl is clearly pushing forty, -2

Thyme: 11

Kiima: <preens> I keep myself in shape, so no penalty for me...

> Girl is clearly pushing sixty, -6
> Girl is clearly pushing two hundred, -14
> Girl is under 18, -2
> Girl is under 16, -4

Lo Shin: 9

> Girl is prepubescent, -8

Incense: -8

Incense: This is a horribly biased test made up by worthless insolent
half-bloods!  >_<####

> Girl is fetus, -10.
> Girl changes shape, +2
>      ... involuntarily, -4

Kiima: 18
Lo Shin: 7
Incense: -10

Incense: <pouts>

> Girl is having a bad hair decade, -3

Tina: 17

Tina: And WHAT is wrong with my hair!? >_<###

> ** INTELLIGENCE **
>
> Girl is stupider than head cheese, toaster ovens, and Tatewaki Kuno, -10

Akemi: 10

> Girl is brighter than Kuno, but still repeats actions that didn't work
>      the first time, -5

Konatsu: 15

Konatsu: Oh my.

Pink: 15
Link: 15

> Girl is intelligent and creative, +6

Ukyou: 26
Lo Shin: 13
Kiima: 24
Incense: -4

Incense: It's still not good enough. -.-

Pink: 21
Link: 21

> Girl is *supposed* to be intelligent and creative, but never demonstrates
>      it except through technobabble, weird science, and/or computer
>      skills, -4
>           ... and she wears glasses, additional -1
>           ... and she doesn't date, additional -4
> Girl is creative, but not particularly intelligent, +2

Tina: 19
Konatsu: 17

> ** ATTIRE AND FASHION **
>
> Attire is tasteful and alluring, +8

Kiima: 32
Konatsu: 25

Kiima: Hmph.  That's a little better.
Konatsu: Isn't it wonderful, Kiima-san?  We're together here! ^_^
Kiima: <sweatdrop>

Pink: 29
Link: 29

> Attire is tasteful but reserved, +4

Thyme: 15

> Attire is alluring but trashy, +2

Tina: 21

Tina: Okay, how is my... (glances at black leather fuku)  Alright.  Even -I'll-
grant this one.

> Girl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for social occasions, +2
> GIrl wears sexy high-heeled shoes for kicking ass, -2
> Attire is silly, -2
> Attire is ugly, -4
> Girl cross-dresses, -4

Lo Shin: 9

Lo Shin: That was just to fool my brother! >_<

>    ... but is still unmistakably female, regain +2

Ukyou: 24

> ** PERSONALITY **
>
> Girl is kind to animals, +2

Ukyou: 26
Kiima: 34

Kiima: Do I get a bonus for talking with them?

Link: 31

> Girl is kind to people, +4

Ukyou: 30
Thyme: 19
Link: 35

>      ... even ones she doesn't like, additional +4

Konatsu: 33

Kiima: Does anyone else find it disturbing that so far he's only one point
behind -me-?

Konatsu: But you're one of the front-runners, Kiima-san!  

Kiima: That makes it even more disturbing...

> Girl is kind to machines, -1
>
> Girl is loyal, +3

Kiima: 37

>     ... to people who clearly don't deserve it, -7

Ukyou: 22
Akemi: 6

Blade: What?

Konatsu: 29

> Girl is polite, +1

Ukyou: 23
Thyme: 16
Link: 36

>     ... even to criminals, punks, and hellspawn, -3

Konatsu: 27

> Girl is happy and upbeat +4

Ukyou: 27
Lo Shin: 13
Tina: 25

Tina: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Pink: 33

Pink: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

>      ... even in the face of calamity, -5

Akemi: 5
Konatsu: 26
Pink: 28

> Girl fulfills her promises, +5

Ukyou: 32
Konatsu: 30
Thyme: 19

>      ... and threats, reduce -2

Kiima: 37

>      ... even when they no longer matter, reduce -3

Akemi: 5
Pink: 28
Link: 36

> Girl thinks the world has gone to hell in a handbasket, -4
>      ... but she's right, +7

Kiima: 40

> Girl ever asks "What is the meaning of love" or any
>      variation thereof, -10
>           ... and she follows it up with "What is kiss", additional -5
> Girl strips naked in public -5
>    ... and then complains that everyone is staring at her, additional -5
> Girl is obsessed with her own cuteness or lack thereof, -6
>      ... but only because some yoyo keeps questioning it, regain +5
>
> Girl is surly and truculent, -1

Tina: 24
Kiima: 39
Incense: -5

> Girl argues with people, -1

Akemi: 4
Tina: 23
Ukyou: 31
Lo Shin: 12
Kiima: 38
Incense: -6
Pink: 27

> Girl argues with animals, -4
>      ... but they argue back, +2

Kiima: Hmph.  I don't argue.  I just issue orders.

> Girl is arrogant or snotty, -3

Tina: 20
Lo Shin: 9
Incense: -9 
Kiima: 35
Pink: 24

> Girl is chronically jealous, -4
> Girl is manipulative, -4

Tina: 17
Lo Shin: 5

Lo Shin: I don't like the way this is going... -.-

Pink: 20

> Girl reacts violently to minor insults and slights, -7

Akemi: -3
Tina: 10

> Girl reacts violently to being groped, +3

Akemi: 0
Ukyou: 34
Lo Shin: 8
Tina: 13
Incense: -6 (Guh-ross...)
Kiima: 38
Thyme: 22
Pink: 23
Link: 39

> Girl is detached from reality, -2

Akemi: -2
Konatsu: 28

> Girl is utterly bonkers, -7

Akemi: -9
Tina: 6

Tina: And what's wrong with THAT!?

Incense: Finally!  Someone has a lower score than me!  Of course, you ALL
should...

Link: 16

> Girl is heartless and cold, -8

Tina: -2

> Girl is Evil(tm),-10
>      ... but she's got style, regain +5.

Tina: -7
Pink: 11

> Girl has no personality whatsoever, -10 
> ** RESPONDS TO DANGER **
>
> by laughing, +2
>      ... insanely, -7

Tina: -12

Tina: That's because I'm ALL-POWERFUL!  >_<###

Pink: 8

Pink: That's because I'm ALL-POWERFUL!  >_<###

> by protecting loved ones, +4

Lo Shin: 12
Kiima: 42
Thyme: 26
Pink: 12
Link: 43

>      ... and people she doesn't like, additional +6

Ukyou: 44
Konatsu: 38

>           ... because it's part of her job, reduce -2
> by using stock footage, -10
> by crying, clutching, whining, and being generally counterproductive, -7
> by skedaddling, +2

Lo Shin: 14

> by being Tearfully Brave, +1
> by making impassioned speeches, -4

Akemi: -13

> by serving tea, +1 for style.
>
> If girl is never placed in danger, +4 for normalcy.
> ** ROMANTIC SITUATION **
>
> Note: only score romantic complications *directly affecting* the
> character.
>
> Girl has steady SO, +4

Ukyou: 48

> Girl is at apex of love triangle, +6
>      ... and dithers endlessly about it, reduce -3
> Girl is secondary participant in love triangle, -2

Link: 41

>      ... and triangle has extra sides, -2 per side.
> Girl is mooning after a guy who's emotionally unavailable, -4

Ukyou: 44

>      ...because he's been dead for two years, additional -2
>      ...because he's gay, additional -4
> Girl is mooning after another girl who is straight, -10
> Girl is widely admired, +5
>      ... by morons who do nothing but cause trouble, -7.

Ukyou: 42

Ukyou: Blade is NOT a moron!  He's just...uh...high-strung. 9.9;;

> Girl is in love, but pretends she isn't, -7
>      ... because he acts like an immature jerk, regain +5 
> ** GIRL DIES **
>
> Fighting Evil +5
> Fighting Good +1
> Of Ali McGraw disease, -6
> For love +5
>      ... of some guy who never liked her anyway, -10
> For no damn reason, -5
> And it solves a love triangle, -4
> But she gets better, -10.
> ** SKILLS, POWERS, AND OTHERS **
>
> Girl has marital arts, mecha piloting, or other fighting skills, +2

Akemi: -11
Ukyou: 44
Lo Shin: 16
Tina: -5
Incense: -4
Kiima: 44
Konatsu: 40

> Girl has magical or psionic powers, +4

Tina: -1
Incense: 0
Pink: 16
Link: 45

> Girl has cybernetic implants, +2
> Girl calls out exactly what she's doing when she uses her skills or
> powers, -6

Akemi: -17
Pink: 10

>      ... but she's allowed to whisper, regain +2

Incense: -4
Kiima: 40
Konatsu: 36

> Girl is a goddess, angel, or supernatural being, +2

Incense: -2

>      ... and actually in charge of something important, additional +2
>      ... but has nothing better to do than minister to some dork, -4.
> Girl is unaging and practically immortal, +3
> Girl is a vampire or demon, -9
> Girl is gainfully employed, +8

Ukyou: 52
Tina: 3
Incense: 6 (Hey, practicing member of royalty counts...)
Kiima: 48
Konatsu: 44
Tonya: 30
Pink: 18
Link: 53

>      ...in an unlawful or illegal enterprise, -5
>      ...in a military or law enforcement capacity, extra +2

Kiima: 50

> Girl is a Rescue Doll, -5
> Girl is a MAN, -10.

Konatsu: 34

Kiima: It's about TIME. -.-

> Girl can sing, +4

Tina: 7

>      ... and insists on doing so every ten minutes, -2.
>      ... and can stop a horribly beweaponed space battle fleet
>               with one giddy pop song, -7.
>
> Girl has cute little pet, +6
> Girl IS cute little pet, +1
> Girl has distinctly uncute pet, +3

Incense: No, Lime and Mint don't count. -.-

> Girl speaks respectfully to pet, -2
> Girl takes orders from pet, -10
> Girl has pet which is actually something dangerous, like a
>      spaceship or Ryouga Hibiki, -2
>           ... and she thinks it's just a pet, additional -2.
>
> Girl can cook, +4

Ukyou: 56
Thyme: 30
Pink: 22
Link: 57

> Girl can't cook, but does so anyway, -4

Konatsu: 30

> Girl won't eat her own cooking, -3
> Girl's cooking is actually dangerous, -4

Pink: 18

> Girl's Japanese is poor, -2
>     ... and she ISN'T a foreigner, additional -5
>
> Girl speaks English +2

Lo Shin: 18
Tina: 9

>      ... badly, -1

Ukyou: 57

>          ... and English is her native tongue, further -5
>
> Girl sounds like she's been sucking helium, -3

Incense: Do.  Not.  Even.  Think.  It.

> And, finally,
>
> Girl has some clown on the net willing to engage in a shouting match on
> her behalf,
>      -2 per clown.

Ukyou: -83576846574

Ukyou: Errrr...can we skip this one? 9.9;;

Blade: Yes.  We will.

So, totals!

1)  A TIE!
Ukyou: 57
Link: 57

Link: Wai, Vince-sama, over!  Are you paying attention, over? ^_^

Ukyou: Good thing I'm no longer in any love triangles...

3) Kiima: 50

Kiima: OOC as it may be for me to mention it, I have to say this is a very
respectable score for one of the most, ah, -mature- ladies in GRIT who is NOT a)
immortal or b) a shrivelled-up prune.

4) Another tie?
Konatsu: 30
Thyme: 30

Thyme: Another respectable score.  But I've aged well. ^_^  I must say I'm a
little surprised to be sharing this spot with, uh, him...

Konatsu: Oh, don't worry about me, Thyme-san. ^_^

6) -Another- one?
Lo Shin: 18
Pink: 18

Lo Shin: Well, that's not too bad.  But you wait until I'm older!

Pink: Hmph.  I can't believe I, -ME-, scored lower than that cross-dresser. >_<

8) Tina: 9

Tina: This test is unfairly biased against people of my morally-impaired
personality type. -.-

9) Incense: 6

Incense: Shut up. >_<###

10) Akemi: -17

Akemi: Wai, Blade-sama!  That's good!  Isn't it? ^_^

And, unshown due to spoilers but calculated:
Tonya: 40 
Fafa: 27